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How to fit a 1 meter 49 cm car inside a 1 m 55 cm wide garage.
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Posted on February 6, 2010
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Jedward is even worse than Justin Bieber. And this is what Vanilla Ice has been up to?!?
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Posted on February 3, 2010
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International Terror Alert Levels
Haha, a good friend of mine named Marissa just blasted this out through e-mail. Found it quite the humorous read:____________________________________International Terror Alert LevelsThe English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get those Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability. It’s not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert: Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.” The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose”. Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels . The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies ‘just in case’. Canada doesn’t have any alert levels. And in the southern hemisphere: New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from “baaa” to “BAAAA”. Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister’s bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is “I hope Australia will come and rescue us”. Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be al’right, mate”. Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!’, “I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is cancelled”. So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.Posted via email from Albert | Comment »
Posted on February 1, 2010
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Hipstamatic is one BOMB photo app!
Hipstamatic is not just your ordinary camera/photo app. It lets you switch our your lenses, film type, and flash-type so that you can recreate the look of a multitude of different cameras and their respective looks and feels. You can really go retro crazy with this. Camera “packs” can be purchased. It’s $1.99 for a limited time. Go get ‘er. http://www.hipstamaticapp.comPosted via email from Albert | Comment »
Posted on February 1, 2010
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Hair distribution, based on last night's sleep.
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Posted on January 31, 2010
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The Londonian State of Fast Food
Posted on January 31, 2010
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The U.S. Share of World GDP: 1 American = 1.1 Brits. I can't believe that. Should be 5.1
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Posted on January 31, 2010
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Before You Leave for London: Part 4 - Money
Note: This is final part of the 4-part “Before You Leave for London” series.______________________4. MONEY
Although there are a lot ways you could go with this, I’ll tell you one thing. Not doing anything about it until you get here is the dumbest idea ever.
It’s painful enough to watch your friend grimace as he forks over his debit card after running out of cash for the day, or uses an American credit card for a big purchase.Fees for that kind of transaction are brutal: usually around 3-5% or even more with smaller banks.But exchanging your semester’s worth of money before you take your flight is even stupider for a number of reasons:1. Exchange rates fluctuate dramatically, at least during our times, and unless you read the market well, you open yourself up dramatically to exchange rate risk.2. Theft. Nothing’s more enticing than a giant wad of cash.3. Budgeting. It’s hard to keep track of what you’re using when the bills look trivial when compared to the whole stack.4. Theft again.What to do:1. Open a Bank of America Student Checking account and have your parents deposit money into it. You can take money out of it in London, free of any fees, from any Barclays ATM.2. Have your parents sign up for a credit card with CapitalOne and have you as a co-signer.3. Take your BofA debit card, your CapitalOne card and bounce for England.Why you should do it:1. CapitalOne has zero foreign transaction fees. Nada.2. BofA has a partnership with Barclays, which is pretty much everywhere in London. You can withdraw cash from any Barclays ATM free of charge. No foreign transaction fees.Watch out for the following things however:1. Using your debit card to pay for things directly will incur a 3% foreign transaction fee. Always use cash, not your debit card.2. When you withdraw cash from a Barclays ATM, your money is exchanged from USD to GBP at the current exchange rate, which may or may not be good.Things to keep in mind:Make sure you have some pounds exchanged before you board your flight for emergencies, taxi fare from Heathrow to your residence, etc. Seems obvious, but when you’re thinking about the hundreds of clueless teenagers and parents who aren’t even there to see them off, this sort of things becomes less obvious.Banks usually require about a week to deliver the foreign currency to your local bank branch, so place an order ahead of time!____________________________________Follow these steps and tips, and you should be good. Board your flight and make sure to take advantage of the free, unlimited booze on international flights. You should be of age, if you are over 18.See you on the other side of the pond!Posted on January 29, 2010
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Before You Leave for London: Part 3 - Buying Plane Tickets
Posted on January 29, 2010
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Jots
1. Eat as much Mexican food as you possibly can before you leave SoCal.
2. Appreciate the fine taste of Californian water.
3. Tesco-brand rich tea biscuits sell for 25p and are the cheapest edible joy you can find.
4. Next time you study abroad, bring a bottle of sriracha sauce with you.5. I miss 24-packs of Carlsberg.
6. Stock up on Heattech briefs from Uniqlo.
7. Bring a shizamicle of essentials, because laundry costs 6 pounds per session. That ain’t sustainable.
8. I miss eating red meat.Posted on January 29, 2010

